笑谈女生们的次约会

 对于约会中的男女来说，最尴尬的事莫过于约会的时候互相打着自己的小算盘了！可是往往在次约会的时候是最不自在的时候，约会中的男女都是在相对紧张或是不自在的状态下。

   约会的时候心里犯嘀咕，这一点对于女孩们来说是最常见的现象！尤其是次约会，下面我们就通过下面的文章一起来了解一下，在次约会中，一般女孩子们都会在心里想着什么样的问题呢？看完下面的介绍之后，你可不要惊讶哦！

Who will pay the bill?

　Women start stressing about this as soon as you both sit down at the table. Will you be offended if she doesn't offer to pay or will you be offended if she does do the slow-motion "let me get my wallet" move? Put her fears to rest by telling her to order anything she wants because this meal is on you.

What happens next?

　Everything is going super great on the date. However, she's debating if you expect to come home with her or if you think she's a giant slut for even thinking that. Make your intentions clear from the outset by subtly sliding a handful of condoms across the table and mouthing "later."

Do I actually like him?

　You're funny, charming, and good-looking in the candle light. She's trying to decide if she wants to date you. Solve this problem by making her fall in love with you immediately. Instant love can generally be created by making sure she has endless drink refills.

Am I making sense?

　　As she rambles on about co-worker drama and its relationship to problems with her mother, she's simultaneously asking herself what the fuck she is talking about. She wants to make a good impression — and in an attempt to do so continually finds herself telling stories with no end. Save her the embarrassment by constantly interrupting with your own semi-related stories.

What will my friends think?

　Women get off on judging each other, especially their very own friends. Even if she is falling madly in love with you, she's still thinking about what her friends will say. Assure her that her friends will love you by being extra-good-looking, extra-funny, extra-nice, and extra-rich.

Do I still look okay?

　She left her house with perfectly straight hair and smudge-free make-up. However you're now halfway done with your ribs dinner and she's stressing about what's in her teeth and how to get that lump of sauce out of her hair without you noticing. Make her feel more comfortable by smearing sauce all over yourself to the point that you're asked to leave the restaurant for indecent behavior.