Dentists Beware牙医小心

I have no delusions about seeing a dentist. I'm a democrat and every dentist I visit feels like a republican. Whenever I am there I feel like I am deprived of my rights, degraded as a person, and demolished emotionally into a derivative of my true self. That is why I want to now denounce all dentists and say that we common people truly deplore them! A definitive solution would be to simply defy our human compassion and let the world be depleted of dentists! Therefore I say: Dentists beware!

Let me depict what our world would be like with no dentists. First we would deploy normal people who have been the experimental depot of too many new dental practices. Then we would deport all dentists to a single country where they would be put into a lion's den. Then we would see what would happen to the dentists! And after that, no more pain!

Don't be upset with me for having such thoughts. I can deflect your criticism with ease. I am a dentist myself! Yes, that's right. I am another one of the degenerates who became a dentist because I like to cause people pain. But now I am no longer in denial about who I am or what I do for a living. And I can't bear the thought of ever having to see another dentist myself when I know what a dentist's true motivation is. It is to cause pain!

You may denote me as a radical or as someone who has lost my mind. But wouldn't you be happy never having to see a dentist again?

记单词

definitive 最可靠的，authority性的; 决定性的

deflect (使)偏斜，(使)偏离，(使)转向

defy (公然)违抗，藐视; 使成为不可能; 挑，激

degenerate 衰退，堕落，蜕化; 衰退的，堕落的; 堕落者

degrade 降低…的身份，有辱…的人格; 使降解，使退化

delusion 错觉，谬见，妄想

democrat 民主主义者; 美国民主党人

demolish 拆毁，毁坏; 驳倒(论点等)，推翻

den 兽穴，兽窝; 私室，进行秘密活动的场所

denial 否认; 拒绝，拒绝给予

denote 意思是; 表示，是…的标志

denounce 谴责，指责; 告发

我对看牙医没有谬见。我是一个民主主义者，而我看的每一位牙医都感觉像是共和主义者。每次在那里我都觉得我的权利被剥夺、人格被降低、感情遭破坏，我本人整个成了真我的衍生物。正因为如此我现在才想谴责所有的牙医，想说我们普通人真的强烈反对他们!一个最可靠的解决办法就是干脆藐视我们人类的同情，让世界上所有的牙医都销声匿迹!所以我说：牙医小心!让我描绘一下没有牙医的世界将会是什么样子。首先我们将疏散一帮正常人，他们一直是太多的新的牙科实习的实验仓库。然后我们将把所有的牙医驱逐出境，让他们呆在一个国家，把他们关进一个狮子窝里，看这些牙医会发生什么事情!在这之后痛苦就没有啦!

不要为我有这样的想法而生气。我可以轻而易举地转移你的批评，因为我自己就是一名牙医!是的，这就对了。我是又一个成为了牙医的堕落者，因为我喜欢给别人带来痛苦。但是现在我已经不再否认自己是谁、靠什么生活。想到我自己有也得去看牙医，而我又知道牙医的真实动机是什么，我就有点受不了，因为牙医的真实动机无非是让你痛苦!

你可以把我看成是激进分子的标志或者把我看成是一个失去理智的人，但如果你不用再去看牙医，你不是会很高兴吗?

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